12.04.2008

How to: Tell the Truth

Btw, this will be the last of my how-to's.
________________________________________________________________

How to:
TELL THE TRUTH.


Hey, we all lie. However, let's try to decrease the volume in of fibbing in our lives.
...This is especially hard for me, since lying is probably my worst fault.
But maybe this can be a reminder for us all.



1) Mentality- Convince yourself that being honest is the best option. Don’t let yourself find excuses. This is the most vital bit, since you are deciding and confirming to do something out of your comfort zone.

2) Breathe- <=

3) Spititout- Look at the person you are confronting right in the eye (preferably the pupil), and speak the truth. It may be hard to say it fluidly, so practice under your breath (or out loud) before the moment. Make sure you stand up straight and not stare at your toes. Actually, don’t look at anything else except for the pupil of that person’s eye, even if it’s kinda ugly, or has laser beams shooting out.

4) Attitude- Make sure you are sincere, or at least seem sincere. A negative or reluctant attitude makes the opposition skeptical.


Be Aware:

Brace yourself for the unpredictable reaction. The person you're confessing may do something very nice, or adhere to violence. Or they might just walk away. But just remember to duck, if necessary.







///

I am a big, fat hypocrite.

14 comments:

  1. Lol laser eyeballs, old cliche.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Is this copypasta?

    Cause the HTML (that doesn't work on blogger, btw) and the symbols point to it.

    ReplyDelete
  3. honestys cool and all, but ill stick to
    Gotta wee problem?
    LIE YOUR FAT ASS OFF

    ReplyDelete
  4. This is NOT copypasta-
    Well I typed this out on Word, and pasted it to Blogger.
    And the HTML didnt work b/c I messed w/ it.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Good job with your series.
    What kind of verification word is pantsms...?
    *spazzing out

    ReplyDelete
  6. Did anyone get it or was it not funny at all?

    ReplyDelete
  7. Not yet!
    sdafafsfsfsadfsfasdfasdfasdfasdf

    ReplyDelete
  8. Wait, who's Internet Hate Machine?

    >Use Ability
    >>Ability Category 3
    >>>Ability 3-1
    >Jason used ability: Lie Pants Off

    ReplyDelete
  9. Wait, who's Internet Hate Machine?

    >Use Ability
    >>Ability Category 3
    >>>Ability 3-1
    >Jason used ability: Lie Pants Off

    ReplyDelete

Play nice or Jason will kill you. (He knows where you live)