An announcement service public(asdfasdfadfBRUSH YOUR TEETH DFIEWFOdfasf):
From now on, whenever you're about to say something to the effect of "baller", "kick-censored due to new year's resolution forced upon me by kat-", or "friggin sweet", replace it with "top banana".
Do it.
Never, EVER, say anything other than top banana in these situations.
were you drunk when you typed this? either that or i'm missing out on some inside joke
ReplyDeletethat's FRICKIN' retarded
ReplyDeleteSCREW YOU AUSTIN AND TANYA YOU STUPID BOTTOM BANANAS
ReplyDeletePUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
ReplyDeleteNow replace 'top banana' with
"Kathleen is so freaking awesome"
DO NOT LISTEN TO KATHLEEN, SHE IS NOTHING BUT AN ANARCHIST.
ReplyDeleteSHE THREATENS TO OVERTHROW SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT. LISTEN TO HER AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN WILL SUFFER AS A RESULT.
tl;dr: BOTTOM BANANA