chapter four: contains a conversation that, while absentmindedly reading the book, made me confuse it with The Importance of Being Earnest, also known as the only good/fun play the arcadia high advanced english track will ever make us read
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"you are misbehaving. do you know where people that misbehave go to after they die?" asked the asshole
"hell," replied the orphan
"do you know what hell is?" inquired the douchewagon
"a pit of fire," answered the girl with no parents
"does one typically want to fall into this pit of fire?" queried the bitchass predator, setting up a verbal attack
"no, one typically does not," responded the victim
"so how would you go about avoiding a fall into said pit of fire after you die?"
"i would stay in good health and refrain from dying," said the emotionally and sometimes physically abused preteen orphan girl archetype to the strict overseer trope
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ReplyDeleteAlso, Villalololololobos let us choose Les Miserables for our fourth quarter English project.
ReplyDeleteThen I found out that the unabridged version is something like 1000+ pages
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So does Cordero.
ReplyDeleteExcept she MAKES us use the abridged version.
Sucks, cause I read the unabridged in like 8th grade, along with watching several versions of the musical
ONE DAY MORE
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DESTINNYYYY
THIS NEVER ENDING ROAD TO CALVARYYY