Ahem. The below is a joke and should not be taken seriously.
-The Central Hypocrisy Agency would exist.
The job of all Central Hypocrisy agents would be to comb the media for hypocrisy and force feed any offenders with tuna-peanut butter sandwiches.
-Newfags will be rounded up.
And be trained in elite covert ops, used to torture goons and oldfags who have strayed from the path.
-The pool will always be closed.
-A book of every meme and the history behind it will be compiled and given to a complete newfag, but be poured in chemicals that will incinerate the book when opened.
-Astrology would be affirmed as bullshit.
Really. Life decisions based on a 5,000 year old people's visions in the sky? The western zodiac will be comprised of Aquarius, a middle finger, Famfrit from Final Fantasy Tactics, and a banana.
-The banana will be the official fruit of the country
-The banana will be the official flower of the country
-Tomatos are classified as vegetables. If that thing doesn't taste sweet, it's not a fruit.
-Old gRape is old.
-Hot Topic will be converted into a flowery happy preadolescent girl's accessory shop.
The sad thing is that some scene guys will still shop there.
-Vampire hunting will be a state sanctioned activity.
Vampire kids. You know, those idiots that hang around places like Hot Topic and are pretty much goth kids except bigger wusses that give themselves "morbid" names like Hemlock or Raven and laugh (forced chuckle) "morbidly" when someone dies in a movie. Somewhere in Imagination Land, Dracula is weeping.
-Civil Disobedience= Still disobedience
Nuff said.
-Ted Stevens will be forced to attend a 60 session class on the Internet taught by newfags.
-Scientologists must admit they are crazy.
I mean, attack, don't defend directive? If any Scientologists read this, they will be quick to point a finger at me and scream BIGOT. Also, they will call me a fat sweaty nerd or something of the sort.
Summary of Scientology:
Or:
Xenu, an intergalactic alien ruler who made ghosts that animated the dead bodies of our ancestors. This is what Scientologists believe. Not even kidding.
-The Central Hypocrisy Agency would exist.
The job of all Central Hypocrisy agents would be to comb the media for hypocrisy and force feed any offenders with tuna-peanut butter sandwiches.
-Newfags will be rounded up.
And be trained in elite covert ops, used to torture goons and oldfags who have strayed from the path.
-The pool will always be closed.
-A book of every meme and the history behind it will be compiled and given to a complete newfag, but be poured in chemicals that will incinerate the book when opened.
-Astrology would be affirmed as bullshit.
Really. Life decisions based on a 5,000 year old people's visions in the sky? The western zodiac will be comprised of Aquarius, a middle finger, Famfrit from Final Fantasy Tactics, and a banana.
-The banana will be the official fruit of the country
-The banana will be the official flower of the country
-Tomatos are classified as vegetables. If that thing doesn't taste sweet, it's not a fruit.
-Old gRape is old.
-Hot Topic will be converted into a flowery happy preadolescent girl's accessory shop.
The sad thing is that some scene guys will still shop there.
-Vampire hunting will be a state sanctioned activity.
Vampire kids. You know, those idiots that hang around places like Hot Topic and are pretty much goth kids except bigger wusses that give themselves "morbid" names like Hemlock or Raven and laugh (forced chuckle) "morbidly" when someone dies in a movie. Somewhere in Imagination Land, Dracula is weeping.
-Civil Disobedience= Still disobedience
Nuff said.
-Ted Stevens will be forced to attend a 60 session class on the Internet taught by newfags.
-Scientologists must admit they are crazy.
I mean, attack, don't defend directive? If any Scientologists read this, they will be quick to point a finger at me and scream BIGOT. Also, they will call me a fat sweaty nerd or something of the sort.
Summary of Scientology:
Or:
Xenu, an intergalactic alien ruler who made ghosts that animated the dead bodies of our ancestors. This is what Scientologists believe. Not even kidding.
-Rules of the Internet Applied
-The Game
also, ska is banned. seriously, wtf?
3 comments:
Love the CH Agency idea.
It should really be put into effect.
As well as the astrology BS. <_<
"The sad thing is that some scene guys will still shop there."
STEREOTYPE !! -but I lol'd. XD
IM A NEWFAG!!!!!!!!!!!JKJKJKJKJKJKJK
No need to joke.
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