to prove we really have a to-do list

this is it:

-provide an outlet for all the random shit that goes down in our heads
-have more than 2 readers
-have more than two readers that don't suck
-cool, useless junk on the sidebar and lots of it
-blog about our feelings
-blog about our genuine feelings like a real teenager
-win the pulitzer prize

-rig the pulitzer prize
-get mildly famous (see also: shoot the banker video)
-get mildly famous for real
-start a meme
-save the world from the mermaid menace
-find a way to create something out of nothing
-prove magic is a lie by using magic
-have a devoted team of writers blogging daily about interesting things
-have a team of writers that blog daily
-have a writer that blogs
-invent energy shields from halo(technically, finished because our aura of awesome stops anything harmful in its tracks to begin with -jason)
-grow crops in outer space
-grow crops on the freaking SUN
-bring a knife to a gunfight- and shoot someone with it
-bring a gun to a knifefight- and shoot someone with it
-obtain a picture of a rich white boy wearing a dress(problem that resolved itself -jason)
-secret to faster than light travel
-cause the apocalypse and then avoid it by flash cloning the world
-dump bleach in atlantis
-be a success
-dump bleach in atlantis again
-start the fire
-make it to carnegie hall
-find out why those mermaids in atlantis keep surviving all those bleachings
-brutally murder tanya and kathleen (THEY JUST WON'T STAY DOWN. HOW MANY LIVES CAN A KAT HAVE?)
-do the impossible
-see the invisible
-row row fight the powah