I know that when the clock chimes twelve times at the end of the year on midnight eve, the fairy godmother's magic will expire and Justin Bieber's career will transform back into the five mice and a pumpkin they once were, leaving only a couple of transparent albums behind as the last trace of what was once a billion dollar franchise (does anyone remember the Jonas Brothers?), but what compels me to type that giant run-on sentence and publish it on my four-reader blog?
So to find out, I've decided to pretend to be a pre-teen/middle-aged cougar and become a Justin Bieber fan. But only little by little.
Wouldn't want to have to go shopping for skirts.
22 comments:
sounds like an excuse to experiment with guys.
I like Austin's post.
I like how shut up.
Either you have horrible pronunciation or you're just plainly not making any sense.
Shut up lalalalalala can't hear you.
You're just touchy because you think I think you're gay and Austin happens to agree.
Nah, Austin's just gay wi-
You've used the gay joke too many times, too. Can we go back to the fatty ones?
At least Austin can get a girlfriend. That's more than you can say about the topic ^___^
And LOL. It's only because you're so TOUCHY about it. Nahh :D BOTH.
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i like Jacqueline's more. mainly cuz black people are f*cking awesome, but also cuz yours was a grumpy duck. lame.
And Jason, i'm straight. I could watch "Design Star" for an hour wearing women's clothes, and still win a straight award (essentially the opposite of a Tony Award).
What, and a tank catapult doesn't count for anything?
LOL. Owned :D It's okay, Jason. We still love you. Now we can check guys out together♥
I don't love him.
I'm paid by Kathleen to check this blog every once in a while & add comedic relief when Jason fails. meaning i'm here almost everyday.
ITS OKAY JASON. WE"LL FIND YOU A NEW GUY.
LOL for some reason, when you said paid, blog prostitute popped in my head. It doesn't even make sense. Oh well.
And I only check it when Jason keeps giving me the link :T
thank you for associating me with prostitution, now my days really getting good.
@jason:
please tell me she was joking. you aren't really forcing people to come on here. Just let the JazznKat die a slow, peaceflu death.
** peaceful
You come here every day, so I guess it seems to work. And as my quote randomizer on the sidebar says, and I quote, "I hope to go out peacefully like my grandpa, not screaming like the people in his car."
So let's assume that this blog is Grandpa.
If you get him off of life-support, i'll stop visiting him in the hospital because i feel bad.
If he died in the car, why in the world would you have him on life support for?
that's besides the point, i was making an allusion to the part where grandpa died peacefully.
Nah, he was in the car with all those other people because we took him off of life support, and he was pissed.
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