7.29.2009

Hairy Potty and the 1/4 Bloody Princess




Waves of complaints from the book fans shall always accompany every HP movie that comes out. But let us take pity and respect on the screenwriters or whatever who try to cram as many of the hundreds of pages into a mere 150 mins as possible.
For the 6th movie, however, I must say that I'm disappointed in their attempts to do so. For SOME REASON, Half-Blood Prince seemed to focus largely on HP, Ron, and Hermione's love life. Of course, there was the Horcrux ordeal and Draco going to the dark side and whatnot, but my impression was that they kinda screwed up the plot into an exaggeratingly shallow film. As for compliments, the actors and beautiful scenery and cinematography are superior, as always. The most vivid scene of the movie for me, was when Radcliffe imitated the pinchers of a spider (It was hilarious! He was on drugs!). It was probably the only seriously funny bit in the entire movie, except maybe when Dumbledore died in slo-mo. I had a sudden urge to burst out giggling right then, but held myself back because the surrounding fellow movie-goers prolly already hated me (I laughed. A lot). However disappointing books-adapted-into-movies may be, HP is a series that I won't drop, simply because I have so much faith in the books. It's also interesting to see how the movie-makers interpret the storyline, because when you read the actual book, you'll have to rely on your imagination to provide the imagery for you.

7.24.2009

Embrace your inner politician !

Haven't done these in a while...
Enjoy!

queen elizabeth ii-bling

barack obama

eagle

vladimir putin

barack obama and joe biden

joe biden

political pictures for your blog

vladimir putin

hillary clinton

political pictures for your blog

ali khamenei

vladimir putin

michelle obama

political pictures for your blog

7.22.2009

So you think you can FRAZZLEHAZZLE














So, I've started playing Maplestory again, got to level 34 in a couple of days, made 9M, and this is what came out of it:


More to come tomorrow, because I'm too lazy today.

7.21.2009

Excuse the short notice, but there will be a SOLAR ECLIPSE within the next 5 mins of the publishing of this post.

That's right folks. You have all lived long enough not to just see a LUNAR eclipse (last year foo) but a SOLAR eclipse today!

Unfortunately, our area shall not be blacked out for approximately 6 mins and 39 seconds, but the Indians, Chinese, Bangledesh-ians/ese will. And prolly some Pacific Islanders too.

Okay so you're perhaps like "OSNAP. OSNAP. WRY AREN'T I ON A PACIFIC ISLAND NOW" But never fear, citizen!

You can go to the Griffith Observatory to view the webcast or
try these websites:
http://www.live-eclipse.org/
http://www.atlaspost.com/2009tse
http://live.saros.org/
http://sems1.cs.und.edu/~sems/index_Video.php#maincontent

Not all of these work for me, maybe because of the vast amount of other netizens trying to watch the webcast.

Hurr.
I'll update this post when something actually works.

EDIT: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/solar-eclipse-live-from-guwahati seems to work!

EDIT: http://www.ndtv.com/news/videos/video_live.php?id=LIVE_BG24x7 IS SO MUCH BETTER!!

EDIT: Chinese channels on cable/digital television are also broadcasting this.

Fun Facts! :D
-You should not look at an eclipse directly.
-Keep pets&animals indoors during an eclipse; otherwise they'll be weirded out and roosters will crow at "dawn" again.
-This year's eclipse is the longest of the century.
-Gasp! Most workers in China will have 2 hrs off to enjoy to show in the sky. Schools in India are also out for the day, or some more rigorous ones will start an hour later.
-Spaz killed 3 FBI agents and hid the corpses under his bed.

EDIT (again): Anyways, the eclipse was awesome.
You can watch a rerun here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/62475/the-simpsons-gone-maggie-gone#s-p1-so-i0

7.18.2009

Bootlegs.

[→ 30/1000 terms. heh.

→ 5 hrs of violin accomplished; 1 hr of piano? more like half

→ 7 minute mile? Erm well I haven't been timing myself, but I'm getting there I suppose...]




Coraline
- A creative clay stop-motion fantasy/horror children's film. I found it a bit chilling for children, due to its haunting plot and characters. The morale was terrific. It actually made me think!..
Derived from a novel, this movie centers around a dissatisfied girl with workaholic parents. Bored and dismayed after moving into an old home, she finds a small door that leads into another dimension, where an "Other Mother" and "Other Father" resides. This surreal world is inhabited by everything that Coraline wanted- loving, caring parents, entertaining neighbors, great food and more, though what's creepy is that they all have buttons instead of eyeballs. The only catch is that if she stays with her "other" parents, she will have to give up her eyes and replace them with buttons as well.
The plot is slow in the beginning, but quickly picks up its pace as the conflict deepens.
Just about everything in this movie fit perfectly- even the music.
5 out of 5!!



Nothing But the Truth- A thriller that went straight to DVD when it came out. I find that surprising, because the acting and plot was excellent. The setting is in modern times, in which a journalist publicizes the identity of a CIA agent an is immediately bombarded with litigation from the feds to reveal her source of information. Stubborn, she refuses and goes through hell in court, jail, and prison, and pretty much loses everything she has. The momentum and suspense builds up and makes you froth with madness and anticipation until the very end. But it's the very end that will convince you that this was one heckuva great movie. 4.5/5

electro gypsy

7.06.2009

300TH POST!










So, for an idea that randomly came into existence after a weird talk about Blue Pepsi and a superhero, the Jazznkat's lasted for a pretty long time. You might wonder why I'm writing this sentimental message. Well, the truth is, we've managed to get to

300 POSTS.

That's right, not 100, not 200, but 300 POSTS! IN YOUR FACE, NAYSAYERS.

The sheer irony of this is that this celebratory post will be read by about five people EXCLUDING( Whoo!) ourselves. Still, it's worth mentioning that our blog has gone through more than a year of life without any obvious purpose (to you people, of course) and is still kicking.

For all you (cough) fans (retch) who have been loyal (throat clearing) to the Jazznkat (generic suspicious noise), I present to you an exclusive look behind the scenes of the Jazznkat genius:

















Now watch as our genius extends beyond the Jazznkat:


2:39 PM Kathleen: mew?
me: uh banana banananana
Kathleen: mreoowww
me: what sound does a banana make? um peel peelpeelpeel
Kathleen: .. Right
Anyways uh
me: peel?
Kathleen: I just lost my train of thought. crap.
me: peel. :(
Kathleen: . WHOA
I tried doing . except with -
me: -- yeah .
Kathleen: thats retarded!
me: it tries crossing out
Kathleen: RAGH
me: the period lol
Kathleen: .-
me: --.--
Kathleen: -- WHOA LOL
me: --.--.
Kathleen: ------
me: ..-.-
Kathleen: --
me: -- .
Kathleen: ---------- .
me: --.----
Kathleen: ..--.-.
me: ------------------------------------------.------------------------
Kathleen: MORSE CODE LAWL ..-.-.-.-.-
me: -.--.-..---.-
Kathleen: --.-.-.--;.-.-.
me: .-.-.--.---.---
Kathleen: okay enough lol
me: --.-.-..---.- really. well
Kathleen: phail
me: peelpeelpeel
Kathleen: Thats pretty retarded
srsly what awesome character makes a sound like that.
Its just so unwin.
me: BANANAS DO AND I THINK BANANAS ARE AWSUm
Sent at 2:44 PM


JAZZNKAT IS CIVILIZATION.

More sneak peeks at behind the scenes:







Last one:














So, in conclusion, thanks for the UNDYING LOYALTY I NEED A COUGH DROP to the Jazznkat.


Also, I lied about that being that last one:

Katlief

I AM SICK OF VEGAS.

For half a month, I stayed in Vegas because my parents were remodeling two homes there.
Now let's see what goals I have previously given myself and actually fulfilled:

"1) At least 5-6 hrs of music daily
a. 5 hrs of violin, 1 of piano
b. I shall allow myself a day of no practice each week."
Phail for a. because I didn't have a chair or television where I lived, not to mention a piano.
Phail for b. because all I could do in my free time was to practice violin, and practice I did.

"2) Memorize 1,000 words."
Phail, partially because I did not have a whole lot of time at first, because I was placing ads and sifting through ads for used kichen appliances for my parent's properties and therefore did not have a lot of patience or time...

"3) Physical training"
Refer to my previous phail statement.

Now that I'm back in LA, hopefully I can get back on my feet and get things going...

I AM SICK OF VEGAS


(I ate buffets like every night because they're really cheap in LV. This is what happens when I get bored in them. Those are m&m's btw.)

One thing that really pissed me off for a week in Vegas were the mosquitos.
I left my bedroom window open one night (it was 80 degrees and the AC broke) and woke up in the morning covered in masses of bug bites. Like 40 of them.
And they weren't those small, easily forgotten ones. I had red welts about the size of quarters and half-dollars all over my arms and legs. My first night was practically sleepless due to the itching. Thanks to Randy who recommended me to make a concoction of salt and lemon (I added mouthwash too) to apply to the bites, but it was this Chinese medicine that helped. It was called something like Pho chang asdfasdjkf or whatever. Anyways I owe my life to that thing.

My July fourth was watching a meek show of fireworks on the Strip, and missing out on a huge magic trick on the streets due to a huge crowd (a guy apparantly went into a helicopter and appeared in a box. David Blair anyone).


One memorable thing that came out of this Vegas trip, was when I played on the streets (again), I think.
The first time, I played in front of a mall for 20 mins, and got $20 in tips.
2nd time, 20 mins, about $20 in tips. An official of the mall property had to shoo me away because I didn't know I was on private property. Woups.
3rd time, was on Fourth of July. I added "Star Spangled Banner" and "America the Beautiful" to my noobish repertoire of Mendelssohn, Schubert, and Bach. $66 in tips in 40 mins. But that's because someone gave me a $20.
Am I doing this for the money?
No, I'll try to donate the funds to cancer research behind my parent's back. Or maybe I'll use it for a year's worth of milk money.
The unmemorable parts of playing on the streets, is when stupid people drop gambling chips into your instrument case. And when money blows out of the case when it's windy. A $5 blew out of my case one time, and one of the stripper card dudes retrieved it for me. Lesson here: Use a pail for the tips. Ware mah bukkit?
But I find it somewhat encouraging when people stop by and listen, with the occasional remark of approbation, even the security guards and the Mexicans handing out stripper cards. It shows that classical music is still being appreciated...

Maybe I'm not so sick of Vegas.

Movie Hop

This was quite a crude movie hop. I paid for The Proposal, but when it finished at midnight, I had to check out every theater to find Transformers. Turns out it was the second to last one I went into. -.- Wasn't worth it either.




The Proposal
A romantic comedy in which a stoic editor-in-chief marries her assistant due to her incipient deportation at stake. Both of their careers are at stake when deportation would mean that the boss would be forced back to Canada, so she blackmails her assistant to "marry" her with his publishing career in danger as well.

PROS:
- Steady plot; the plot's pace is even and refined at Allegro (LOL)
- The funnys can be pretty funny and the awkwards can be fairly awkward

CONS:
- Barely satisifes the criteria of a satisfying comedy
- Fair acting- not superb
One of the things that Hollywood ticks me off that was evident in this movie, is that they make "true love" seem like such an effortless, speedy process. The assistant guy (Andrew) loathed his boss and his boss disrespected him prior to their staged engagement, but over the course of ONE WEEKEND they were in a deep affinity.
Sorry folks, but let's face it- that doesn't happen in real life.



TRANSFORMERS Revenge of the Fallen
Finally watched it for the 'sploshunz.

You don't need a synopsis, do you?

PROS:
-WICKED robot battles; twirling pewpewpewing special effects smashing punching booming kapowing clashing metal everywhere!! IT WAS CRAAaaaAAzzZZZZY

CONS:
-The storyline was like a spoon of jelly. Without the spoon.
-I hate how Megan Fox was incessantly in a prisitine, clean state even when detonations and guns were going off everywhere and Shia Lebouf was getting ripped apart.
-Funny how Lebouf seems to always outrun ginormous, menacing robots.
-Dead spots. yawwwnnn.
-Acting was...not inspiring.
-Gives you a headache with so many things combusting. Michael Bay has this unrelenting attitude throughout the movie, saying "Think that's all I can blow up? Well think again" but maybe that's because I was watching this at like 12am-2am.

If you liked the 1st Transformers, you'll like this one.
But I hope to God that someone will issue a restraining order for Michael Bay against action movies (or any movie, actually).