12.29.2010

yo dawg I herd yu like posts…

The Best of 2010 (for me at least)


1) Carnegie Hall- April 11
I’ve already explained how amazing an experience this was in an earlier post, so I shall not linger. Looking back, this would be the height of my performing experience (disregarding the intonation) and emotional connection with music. You could even say I was in a trance. Now I just have to figure out how to play like I did again, consistently.

2) ARIA- July 30- Aug 11
The most memorable thing about music camp (besides music) was the nature, actually. Here are the photos that I owe you to help explain (taken by my phone, isn't the quality pretty decent?!):


Lower Lake.

This was the clearing that I had to climb up a slope to find the trail thru the forest. a freaking CLEARING, can you believe it?

Looking back at the clearing as I get on the forest trail...

I found a lot of deteriorating/fallen trees caused by both human and natural means. Creeped me out a little

huyhyhyuyhuyhuyh

The Equestrian Center was holding a training exam and I saw some beautiful horses.

Upper Lake.

Almost broke a knee and a half to get down here.

Everything was much more beautiful IRL, of course.

3) The Wall Live- Dec 14
Mind/ears/eyes= blown.
Ever since rumors started spreading around early 2010 that Waters, one of the lead singers and bassist of PINK FLOYD, was going to sing his “swan song” by touring the Wall, I felt like I was living in a dream. Ever since I got hooked on PF, I’ve always thought that if I ever encounter a time machine, my first stop would be a Dark Side of the Moon concert in the 70’s. After all, PF disbanded and wasn’t going to reunite, ever (Richard Wright died in 2008). God answered with the Wall Live in Anaheim, CA, right on my birthday. However, my dad refused to get me tickets and I missed the presale, but my sister saved me by buying me tix for the show that was added on the day after- the last show in the U.S. I was crying tears of joy that night (had trouble falling asleep too).
The event took place at the Honda Center and I had a pretty good seat, even though it was on the upper terrace. (I tried seat-hopping but it was really, really fail.) A partial, white bricked wall surrounded the stage, acting as screens to project on as well as a circular screen in the background. The band played behind the wall, with Waters out on the space in front of the wall. Throughout each song, more bricks would be added until at intermission, a complete wall was formed and the band was out of sight. After the wall was built, various band members appeared on top of the wall as they had their solos and rocked (with full intention of that term) in the limelight. Later on they relocated in front of the wall. It’s a pretty simple design, but considering the concept behind The Wall, this was the perfect set-up for the show.
Waiting for the Worms- Can anyone make out what the heck he's saying with the megaphone?

Before I go on, everything would make much more sense if you’ve heard, seen, or at least understood the concept of the Wall .
Anyhow, the humming intro of the concert began subtly, but fireworks heralded the advent of In the Flesh?- which was totally exhilarating and had everyone screamin
g their heads off. The graphics, which accompanied each song, were extremely eye-catching, and much of the lettering and drawings looked like they were drawn by Banksy or something. A good portion was also drawn from the Wall (the movie) by cartoonist Gerald Scarfe.
Run Like Hell

Although the outline of the concert didn’t follow the Wall (the movie) step by step, it had the general gist of it. Many of the themes from the movie was there, most notably the cross-hammer, the war theme with the soldiers and tanks and planes, and rebellious attitude that is so characteristic of Waters (“Mother, do you think I should trust the government?” /large red scrawled words appear on the wall “NO FUCKING WAY.”) However, they totally cut out the storyline of Pink Floyd (Floyd Pinkerton? Or just Pink?) probably because nobody would get it. So, they settled for giant, gruesome puppets of the mother, ex-wife, and teacher from
the movie to appease those hardcore Pink Floyd fans who actually watched the absolutely legit movie. However, I was a little dismayed by some extraneous details- during Young Lust, they actually showed a modernized version of the female groupie as well as a lot of skin- an unnecessary amount of skin. There was also a snide reference to Dark Side of the Moon with “Us Not Them” scrawled on some of the walls. It was also disappointing that they showed a great portion of the cartoons from the movie, because I paid to see an elaborate and awesome conclusion, not 20 mins of animations that I could pull up on Youtube. Not an extraneous detail, but bothered me just as much. Plus, there was someone smoking pot a few rows down and to the left of my seat...it really stunk. Didn't the ushers/security have noses??
the end of In the Flesh- Yes, Waters is firing an AK-47 o_0

The most significant thing I got out of this concert was not just an incredible auditory/visual experience, but a greater appreciation for the album. To be honest, I never like the Wall at first because I didn’t understand it. I mean, the music seems pretty foreign if you’re listening to it for the first time without prior knowledge of a “concept album.” It’s even weirder when you listen to individual songs out of context. After I watched the movie, I was able to relate to the music a little more. After the concert, I’m like I LOVE THIS STUFF MUST LISTEN MORE and every time I hear the Trial, or Goodbye Blue Skies, the devastatingly beautiful and dark emotions conveyed by the Wall Live are nostalgically recalled.

12.28.2010

depressing cards



So I was going through this box of old A++ AP English 11/12 (and some sophomore year) work/projects that my brother's girlfriend lent me, and I found these wedged between some folders. Depressing. Interesting, though. I wonder what they were for.

Sorry about the picture quality, these were taken with a webcam which I dug up from a box full of old wires, devices, and unnameable hardware.









So there was no christmas lyt change this year

Don't shoot me Santa Claus

12.23.2010


I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano—
A stage where every man must play a part,
And mine a sad one.

Where did people get  "All the world's a stage" from?

Let me play the fool.
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
And let my liver rather heat with wine
Than my heart cool with mortifying groans.

Yes


12.15.2010

Another Hiatus

Sorry guys, it's been a pretty crazy week for me. I've been preparing for the Charity Dance Show as well as practicing Sarasate for an audition. I'll be leaving for San Fran. tomorrow evening, but I'll try to post after I get back from Vegas, which will be around Christmas.

there's no reason not to check the Jazznkat though;
Upcoming Post Topics:
-chocolate and why the hours between 8 and 9pm should be declared official chocolate time
-12/14/10: Roger Waters the Wall Live, Anaheim
-San Fran/Vegas
and many more............

Hope ya'll have a safe and relaxing break.

12.10.2010

12.08.2010

So that's where she went after the Olympics.





Heh. Rave.

I died a little inside.

http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1989&addr=891023

Keep clicking next until the story arc ends.

A good chunk of my childhood... The fantasy of a lonely cat as he starved to death.

12.03.2010

testing something out
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success, i guess


WHAT THE FUUUUUU-

Good thing... it's a joke article D:

12.02.2010

Charity Dance Show

Radies and Gentremen,

AHS’s Dance Dept. is hosting our annual Charity Dance show on Thursday, Dec. 16! The show will not only feature Orchesis, Intermediate, and Beginning Dance, but also other dance troupes such as Barkada Modern and the Lakers & Clippers girls. Tickets are on sale now, and you can purchase them on presale for $10 at school during lunch, or @ www.seatyourself.biz/orchesis. Half of ticket sales will be donated to www.charitywater.org (a REAL charity!) I will also be dancing in the show as part of Period 2 Intermediate Dance- we’ll be doing a rock piece by a pretty underrated band and it will be AWESOME. ~




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By the way is ANYONE GOING TO THE ROGER WATER'S CONCERT ON DEC. 14? I NEED A CONCERT BUDDY DESPERATELY PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW WILL BE ATTENDING KTHXBAI

12.01.2010

T'Giving!


For once my sister came home for Thanksgiving, so I actually spent the holiday "properly" with the entire family- feasting and Black Friday shopping.

For dinrawr we had the usual turkey, along with stuffing and spinach dip an mac&cheese and cornbread and pie that my sister and I cooked/baked! It was our first time making any of them, so we produced some interesting results…

we made cornbread from a mix so that was an easy win. The mac and cheese required a ridiculous amount of cheese (like two handfuls of just cheeese), but that's probably because I never made it before.

The spinach dip turned out all right paired with pita chips!

The failpie started going downhill when "Grandma Ople's Apple Pie" from allrecipes.com instructed me to "cut the shortening" into a dough mix with a blender. I don't own a blender, so how to "cut it in" and shot webby web? ¯\(°_o)/¯ I just sliced the shortening into pieces and mixed the whole darn thing. Then the dough couldn't stick together and kept cracking apart when we attempted a lattice crust. It didn't taste half bad though.


A few hours after dinner and a couple games of Big 2, my sister spontaneously suggested we pay the Cabazon Hills Outlet a visit at 12am. It seemed like a harmless idea, so why not?

Turns out that when we arrived, the entire Asian population from LA was there. Traffic was a chore- on the road and at the outlet. The restroom line was like a 40 min wait, and the line for Gucci was ridiculous (I asked one of the people standing in line whether there were exceptional deals at Gucci or something, and they replied, "I guess." facepalm anyone?) All the nice stores were still expensive anyways, although I did get some neat deals at Billabong. And before I knew it, I pulled my first all-nighter getting frustrated at the lack of size smalls and waiting in lines in 30 degree weather amongst equally exhausted red-eyed Asians. To be honest I'd rather spend the $50 dollars I saved than endure this ordeal again. NEVER AGAIN, BLACK FRIDAY. NEVER AGAIN.

11.30.2010

Movie Hop!

HP7 (RANT)

Lame.

HP7 WAS SO DISAPPOINTING. I HAD LOW EXPECTATIONS FROM THE BEGINNING BECAUSE COME ON, IT’S GOING TO BE PRETTY TOUGH TO MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF ONE OF CONTEMPORARY FICTION’S BIGGEST WINS. HOWEVER, THE ENTIRE MOVIE SUCKED BECAUSE IT WASN’T COHESIVE AND THE SCRIPT SUCKED. I UNDERSTAND THAT THEY HAD TO CUT THINGS OUT DUE TO TIME LIMIT, BUT WAS SO RAAAAGE BECAUSE THEY ADDED EXTRA UNECESSARY SCENES, E.G. HARRY DANCING WITH HERMIONE. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE THE AUDIENCE EVEN MORE? THEY EVEN CHANGED THAT SNOGGING SCENE BETWEEN HARRY AND GINNY. WHEN GINNY WALKED OUT, I WAS LIKE WTF? AND THEY ALSO CREATED PLOT HOLES AND MADE STUPID MISTAKES, SUCH AS NOT GIVING HERMIONE AND HARRY TAKE POLYJUICE POTION BEFORE THEY VISITED GODRIC’S HOLLOW (THEY DID IN THE BOOK). NOW THEY LOOKED LIKE IDIOTS. WHERE IN THE WORLD WAS THE INVISIBLE CLOAK? ALSO, EVERYTHING WAS TOO INTENTIONAL. THE SUBTLE DETAILS THAT WAS SO CHARACTERISTIC OF THE HARRY POTTER WE KNOW FROM PAPER WAS TOTALLY ABSENT.


Megamind

"OLLO!"

I saw this in 3-D and overall, it was so much better than HP, but that’s probably because I didn’t know what to expect and had low standards. What was striking was that the movie was presented from a villian’s viewpoint, which gave leeway for an entertaining and creative storyline. Well, there were SOME clichés, but very little compared to other children’s movies. And it was pretty funny- not much slapstick comedy to ridicule here. The voice acting was superb, thanks to the hirarious Ferrell and Pitt. I recommend this to anyone who is in the mood for a feel-good movie, and would like to spend their money on SOMETHING MORE WORTHWHILE THAN HP7



ALSO I'D JUST LIKE TO WISH TANYA YANG A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU DESERVEEE ITTTTT

11.18.2010

cool guys don't look at explosions

pull the plug, watch this world explode

burning down neverland, scatter the ashes

another cog in the murder machine

we'll be burned inside the fires of a thousand suns

seeing red again, seeing red again, seeing red again

to warn us it's only a matter of time, before we all burn

so pour the champagne pour the champagne (<-i really need more depressing/angry rock songs)

11.17.2010

Blame Transformice and Minecraft.

And my litle wooden box of music of course.

Instead of writing a massive post, here is a not-as-massive post of what happened during my lonnnggg hiatus.


1. Had a yard sale! Sold my Redwall collection and old stereo, among others.
2. Got a new violin case.
3. Had a crush on Crime and Punishment.
4. Lost my glasses. and another jacket. ughguhhgh
5. Pirouette'd
6. Was paid a generous visit by tendonitis again -_-
7. Spent a weekend at St. Regis, Monarch Bay with my superduperawesome sister
8. Slept little.
9. Overslept.
10. Watched the International Violin Competition of Indianapolis. It was basically the highlight of Sept... IT WAS SO INTENSE. Clara Jumi Kang won, and justifiably so. :D
11. Bade my grandmother good-bye.
12. Craved Godiva.
13. Got a neck infection from violin.
14. Played chess. won, lost lost
15. Read and wrote in CHINESE CHARACTERS.
16. Discovered that Chinese is a far superior language than English.. at least aesthetically.
17. Dropped math analysis.
18. Shot the breeze in stats (we hardly do ANYTHING. The tests are hard though).
19. Crushed on The Catcher in the Rye. And The Great Gatsby.
20. Saw a pond brimming with turtles at CalTech.
21. Roadtripped.
22. Met up with Risa @ Ihop. :D Same ol' Risa.
23. Santa Fe'd. It's such an adorable little town.
24. CARLSBAD CAVERNS NATIONAL PARK 75 stories underground. 400,000 bats in flight. NBD.
25. Saw the Native American version of violins at the Heard Museum.
26. Auditioned, competed. blahblahblah
27. Named my violin after these resilient buggers from Tucson, AZ.
28. Yelled at my TI 83 that I er, bought from ebay.
29. Got readdicted to MCR.
30. Had fun with Saint Saens.
31. Parents finally set up a college fund.
32. NANANNANANANA LET'S BLOW AN ARTERY

11.16.2010

NA NA NA (NA NA NA NA NA NA NA)



FRIKKIN YEEEAAAHHHH

I like their new punk rock sound. Makes me not feel as much of a goth faggot when I listen to their music.

10.23.2010

Kat's Turn

...I'm taking a break from practicing. A new legit post will be up soon after I'm done with my audition and competition tomorrow.
[By the way, I'm skipping all the Adagio's and Fugue's that will come up in the shuffle,for obvious reasons.]

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Have a Cigar- Pink Floyd :D

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Flight of the Bumblebee- Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Outside the Wall- Pink Floyd
I have a feeling more PF is going to pop up/

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bliss- Muse
slightly accurate.

6. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
On the Run- Pink Floyd
Nailed it.

7. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Another One Bites the Dust HECK YES

8. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Killing Lights- AFI

9. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ave Maria hahahaha

10. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Bangers & Mash- Radiohead
I don't even know what that is. o_o

11. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Knocking on Heaven's Door- Guns' n Roses
@_@

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Pizzicato Polka- Johann Strauss
:3

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Paint It Black- Rolling Stones
aww yeaaauuuhhh

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
To the End- My Chem. Romance
ok this makes no sense...

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
#9 Dream- John Lennon
LOLOLOL YES.

16. WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Stepping Stone- Jimi Hendrix
This is turning out better than I expected

17. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Twenty-Twenty Surgery- Taking Back Sunday
Uh that's depressing.

18. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Drifting- Jimi Hendrix

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
I Will Go- Starfield
ehh no

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Long Road to Ruin- Foo Fighters

21. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Jenny Was a Friend of Mine- Killers

22. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Bold as Love- Jimi Hendrix

iTunes Shuffle Question

My turn :D
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1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Rizzo in the Box- AFI

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
The Long and Winding Road- The Beatles

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Never Ending Math Equation- Modest Mouse
Wait, what the f-

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Amazed- The Offspring
I guess so :v

6. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Woodgrain- Modest Mouse
Reminded of that book by Orson Scott Card where the girl with OCD is always tracing the woodgrains on the planks of her Oriental-style house.

7. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Killboy Powerhead- The Offspring
Two from the Offspring so far :T
Still, -fyeah-

8. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
A Story at Three- AFI
A) Same artists over and over
B) Made me laugh like crazy for a single strange reason

9. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Under the Gun- The Killers
So I'm a parent murderer now @_@

10. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Mean Mr. Mustard- The Beatles
This probably makes the least sense out of all my answers.

11. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Show You How- The Killers

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Death and All His Friends- Coldplay
Huh?

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
WTF I Remember- Jon Lajoie
Truth.

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her (Live)- Simon and Garfunkel

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Came As a Rat (Album Version)- Modest Mouse/Perfect Fit- AFI
I pressed fast forward twice by accident :v

16. WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Pokemon Theme Song 1999 (Extended)- Pokemon
Oh shi-
Dang, 1/1600 chance that would happen.

17. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
This Is How I Disappear- My Chemical Romance
Oh geez, gonna make people cut themselves.

18. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
When You Were Young- The Killers










19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Muscle Museum- Muse

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Agitated- Muse

21. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Convenient Parking- Modest Mouse
Okay, what is up with me getting the same artists over and over again?

22. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Tiny Vessels- Death Cab for Cutie
LOL
LOL
LOL
Yarrrrr, mateys

10.14.2010

I hate these late nights

-Unfinished essay for an Eng H teacher that doesn't much like me
-AP Bio hw for a teacher that doesn't much like anyone
-Two tests for heavy-ass classes on Friday

10.03.2010

Filler Essay










Something I've had incomplete for a while now but decided to use, saving me the task of making a real post
My masterpiece thesis.
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U.S. Influence on Foreign Nations
... Four score and seven years ago in 1776, the US was created singlehandedly by Benjamin Franklin with the help of his pal, Colonel Sanders. Before then, everything, including the sunset, was ruled by the tyrant king of Britain, Prince Charles and some woman named Mrs. Simpson. He put taxes on everything, and then The United States of America was created in retaliation to his building of levies in New Orleans, which doesn't make sense to me, but they were probably really crappy levies (see also: Hurricane Katrina). What was once representin' da West Side is now one of the most powerful nations in the solar system.
... America is now president of the world, and some people aren't cool with that, but haters gonna hate. In the War of 1812, this guy named Osama bin Laden declared hajj, zakat, and later jihad on us and shot Tupac. In retaliation, we tried killing the Notorious Biggie Smalls, and ended up getting Saddam Hussein instead. Just when things couldn't get any worse, they had P. Diddy smash a plane into our trade centers, so we responded by making amends and letting bygones be bygones. No wait, that other thing. We sent troops into what was already a cluster...muck (self-kensorship) of calamity and strife they called their homeland and killed Princess Di, but that was just to screw with Prince Edward. Then, when we realized it would take more than just throwing money at our enemies to beat them, we stepped up our game by throwing more money than anyone thought possible at the problem, raping the world economy on the side. Is this an arms race anyone can win? Either way, the children lose, but who cares, they're a bunch of little brats ruining my movie. I wanted to watch The Last Airbender in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying at the part where the girl turns into the moon. The cartoon was way better. At any rate, I hear we pulled out of the East Side, so now Jay-Z and Katy Perry are representing. Except instead of shooting with bullets, Katy Perry shoots with canned milk over her bikini or something in that one music video.
... George Washington loves America, that's why he's on our money. And money is important because other nations don't have money. America tries to give them money sometimes, but I don't think they know how to use it because they're still poor. I think they try to eat the money because they're spoiled by missionaries who give them food instead of teaching them how to get money. I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How can food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat the nickels.
... And then came in the Indians, who my cousin tells me ran casinos and had a power level of at least nine thousand. When Americans first came to this nation, the Indians picked a lot of fights and killed America's best friend (not Mexico). The Americans got really pissed and went US2 and killed all the Indians. There were still some Indians, but since the cartoonists wanted that saga over, we can beat them with a single punch without even going US4. The West Side rules because we have the Jets and the Sharks. Everyone else drools. That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse. Other nations and girls. In conclusion, girls are icky.

9.28.2010

FUCK LINKIN PARK

now that I have everyone's attention:

blog has gone toxic. must fix soon.









I'M JUST KIDDING OH PLEASE GOD AUSTIN DONT KILL ME

9.10.2010

in regards to 9-11 and the onion

http://www.theonion.com/issue/3734/

If you look for the articles in that list that were written around the time it actually happened, you can see what Austin was talking about when he talked about Jon Stewart and his passionate response to 9-11.

The writers at The Onion, while still trying to keep up their comedy aspect, were pretty damn pissed.

"God Angrily Clarifies the "Do Not Kill" Rule"

"Arab-American Third-Grader Returns From Recess Crying, Saying He Didn't Kill Anyone"


"Hijackers Surprised to Find Themselves In Hell"

9.01.2010

Summer Recap: ARIA, South Hadley, MA

(I’ll post photos later, my desktop is dead at the moment.)


I loved music camp. I guess that's mainly due to the independence I experienced in those 10 days. There wasn’t any reinforced practice schedule so you basically had a wealth of free time, and I explored the beautiful campus of Mt. Holyoke College when I wasn’t toiling away in practice rooms. It’s an adorable little place, with a stream running across the campus connecting two lakes and Canadian geese flapping right outside your dorm. A verdant forest was a jog away from the practice rooms, and there was an equestrian center beyond that. And ALL that was accessible outside of my practice hours, and I enjoyed (sometimes in a frightened sense) every minute of hiking on/off trails and poking at frogs at the edges of lakes. Once, I accidentally went off trail once and saw the outline of a fox in the distance. I bailed out, but it was awesome.

The teachers I worked with were just as great. There were three violin professors (all middle-aged men), and they were just brilliant- their wealth of knowledge of almost every aspect of violin playing was quite formidable, and I loved the 2 hour lectures we had every evening. There was a problem though- I had trouble applying the numerous concepts to my own playing, even though I understood them. Information overload, I guess. I didn’t improve fantastically, but I did get a better grip on classical music and the nature of their violin performers.

ARIA also taught me about living on the East Coast in general. I seriously think I would want to study on the East Coast. Not only is the music scene quite fantastic, I just can’t get enough of the environment of trees! I remember my first image of Connecticut/Massachusetts was lush forests and pastures and lakes on the plane. LA is becoming quite droll, although it’ll always be home. I think I’ll really miss the SoCal weather though; it was deathly humid at camp, and the dorms had no A/C so basically I baked to sleep every night. I think I would also dislike snow.


I'm currently busy with orch auditions, but expect a post soon about caves, cacti, and adobe architecture.

8.29.2010

I remember



When Yellowcard was the shit in 5th grade. Specifically, I remember Lyndon Tat randomly singing Breathing in Sweeney's class, which makes one of the very very few times I've actually agreed with him (and I have the slightest, just the slightest, feeling that it had something to do with his cousin, if you're reading this and remember him, Kathleen). But anyways, all of Yellowcard's great songs have faded into obscurity since every album they have ranges from moderately good to terrible, except for Ocean Avenue, which ranks on my scale as a "listen to for hours on end" level.

So yeah, this song is from the Ocean Avenue album, and I can hardly believe (hurr hurr) that I only rediscovered it just now, despite the fact that, as Kat will gladly and annoyed-ly testify to, I obsessed over Yellowcard for a good chunk of 8th grade.

8.20.2010

Reasons We Should All Shut Up About the Mosque at Ground Zero

Okay, so since we have about four readers, we all know that Austin recently posted about the mosque at Ground Zero. So, in the hour I have before I leave to music camp for the next five days, I will tell you why the debate is retarded and everyone debating it is retarded, especially future worst president ever Sarah Palin

That picture to the left is a map of Ground Zero and the surrounding areas. Note that purple is Ground Zero, and the red square is the proposed mosque. You know how a city block is pretty damn big, right? Well the distance between Ground Zero and the mosque is a grand total of two city blocks. This place isn't anywhere NEAR Ground Zero, it's not built on the former site of a terrorist attack that ended thousands of lives and affected billions more, it's built on the former site of a Burlington Coat Factory. That's like if some guy decided to build a Jamba Juice downtown in Jerusalem, and for some reason people automatically assumed he would be opening up shop inside the Church of the Sepulcher and building his store out of pieces of the Dome of the Rock, all while taking a giant piss into the Holy Grail. Makes no sense whatsoever.

What, you're saying just because something vaguely Islam-related happened in the general area of New York, and Muslims aren't allowed in because their religion was perverted by radicals into something violent and terrible? Well guess what, the Knights Templar did that to my religion for 300 years during the Crusades, and you don't see people protesting churches everywhere in Europe and the Middle East.

It's not even a mosque, for Christ's sake. It's a community center with a small worship space inside it. You don't call music camp (Camp Maranatha) a religious pilgrimage just because it has a bunch of crosses everywhere (actually, its normal function is a camp for Christian retreats, but they also rent it out to people like us). The "mosque"'s other uses? Among other things, a basketball court. It's called Park 51 for a reason, you know. But since people like Palin and politcal tumor Newt Gingrich automatically associate the word "mosque" with "mosquito bite", "masque, like DECEPTION!", and "dirty sandback niggerjewmuslims", that's what we're stuck with, a debate that by all rights is a political abortion.

And let me end this on a high note: You can't legally stop people from obeying the law. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Tenth Amendment.

Let's take a look at some gems such as this:

Oh okay, that's... strange logic. Just thinking about it makes me want to go a bit insane, but since you're participating in this debate, you're retarded enough for me to let it slide...


RGAHGAHGGAHGHGDSLJFHSFDLFFGFUCKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

8.19.2010

Music Camp Tomorrow


Hooray, when we get back from the thing that wipes us out completely, it'll be time for the start of school, the other thing that wipes us out completely!

Anyways, I've given up on Kat posting a 400th post before I do, so I'm just calling this a mini-post. As in, doesn't count as a post at all. I hope you're happy, lazy jerkface that procrastinates 100x less than I do.

Anyways, my schedule for next year:
1 PE
2 Orch 2
3 Chinese 4
4 AP Bio
5 Eng H
6 Math Anal

I raff at my periods 3,4,5. No sleep for me this year.

And now for something totally unrelated:



8.11.2010

Ignore this post, this is still the 399th post officially.

Sorry, couldn't refrain from posting this here, this had me laughing so hard. Gonna delete the Holy Amnesia post just to make this the 399th post still. Here's the text:
Apparently, that whacked-out .GIF I put up in my last post was our 400th post.

And here I was intending to force Kat to make a celebratory 400th post before.

We'll just pretend these last two posts didn't happen and make her write one when she gets back.

8.07.2010

8.03.2010

My World (Is a shitty album)

A little searching on Youtube got me all the research material I need for this post. I realized that most of Justin Bieber's songs are about heartbreak and rejection, even before he got famous, which really makes me wonder: How is Justin Bieber getting so much action that he has "a favorite girl" out of "all the girls he's ever known"?

Another gem: "How many bags you'd packed" from the song One Less Lonely Girl. "How many bags you'd packed"? Really? You're singing about a 15-year old girl, not a tired, lonely woman rejected once too many times. The last time she had to pack was probably deciding what to bring on her next Disney World trip.


^Absolutely not.

Anyways, all of his songs are generic pop/R&B mixes that I can hardly believe a 16-year old guy sang. The voice sounds girly enough to be something R. Kelly would listen to. While urinating on pre-teen girls. Have fun with that image, folks.

Then I got to that Baby song I know half the lyrics too, despite the fact that I've never listened to the entire song, ever. I'm pretty sure a wise man living in the mountains taking a vow of silence knows the lyrics to this song by now, but here it is anyways. Go look up the music video yourself, I have no intention of increasing its number of viewers.

Okay, really? Most of the time in a bowling alley I'm trying to figure out why I suck so much without using those bumpers on the side. You're really going to stage a song about heartbreak and rejection in a place that smells like feet while flirting with random video girls?

"Oh whooaooaooohohoh x3"
Great, it's like listening to Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and the Jonas Brothers all over again. Except I can't remember for the life of me what happened to them when 2010 came along.

"I thought you'd always always be mine"
Wait, so according to this music video, you've known her for five minutes, and you're already singing about how you want her forever.

It goes pretty much how you'd expect it to go until after the 3rd chorus when I'm struck by the blandest rap I've ever heard. It's basically some guy talking fast into a mic while the theme of Baby goes on in the background. And much to my surprise, the rapper is Ludacris, the guy whose "Red Light District" album introduced me to rap, along with Eminem and D12. Way to keep it street, buddy.










So essentially, Justin Bieber is a clingy teenage boy with a voice that sounds like someone's puberty needs a jump start. I can understand that his music is popular, sure, but Vanilla Ice was popular, and look where it got him.

The Beatles were popular too, and you never saw an army of teenage girl-

Okay, fine, but Elvis was popular, and he never had women swarm-

My Chemical Romance is still big, but they don't have massive amounts of Youtube comments talking about how hot-

Aw, dammit!

8.02.2010

Announcement: Posts About Justin Bieber

Seeing this really made me think. I mean, I know I'm supposed to hate Justin Bieber and everything he does, otherwise I'm not allowed to be funny on the internet anymore, but why?

I know that when the clock chimes twelve times at the end of the year on midnight eve, the fairy godmother's magic will expire and Justin Bieber's career will transform back into the five mice and a pumpkin they once were, leaving only a couple of transparent albums behind as the last trace of what was once a billion dollar franchise (does anyone remember the Jonas Brothers?), but what compels me to type that giant run-on sentence and publish it on my four-reader blog?

So to find out, I've decided to pretend to be a pre-teen/middle-aged cougar and become a Justin Bieber fan. But only little by little.

Wouldn't want to have to go shopping for skirts.

7.29.2010

I am exhausted

Hi all
I planned to write this moderately lengthy post about me driving, but I am a busy person so basically my dad gave me a 30-minute lesson on signalling left turns a few weeks ago. I don't plan to get my license until I'm 18ish.

Anyways, the past 2-3 weeks has been pretty dreadful towards my health; I've been practicing until 12, 1am to make up for lost time during my disability (tendonitis) period whilst still maintaining an A in bio (not as easy as it sounds!). I will depart for my first music camp tomorrow, and I want to make a terrific impression on the teachers there (doubtful). Speaking of which, I need to gogo practice nowww.

Oh, if you want, follow me on Twitter! (https://twitter.com/falseyellow) I will make you jealous of how much I'm enjoying the beautiful deciduous forest biome of the East Coast. (My Twitter acc. is now private btw; I don't want everyone on the webs to know exactly where I am..)

Hope you guys are having a more restful summer than I am!

7.24.2010

The Life of a Ken Doll

With the help of a mysterious wizard I threatened with a gun, I was able to locate and decipher parts of a journal once held by a Ken doll. This is the story of his life:






____
...went to work for about two minutes, during which I made buzzing noises. Then I went home and got mashed against Work-Out Barbie while making weird noises apparently representative of kissing. I then remained on the floor for eight days, during which time I contemplated death...

...married again today, this time to Cool Times Barbie again. The pants are ridiculous, but otherwise she's alright. The ceremony was attended by six and a half purple ponies, two bears, and all the other Barbies, which is strange since I've also been married to them multiple times too. The bears are supposed to be my best men, not that they've ever said a word to me. Come to think of it, none of the other toys have. I think they're dicks...

...whose parents I'm guessing doesn't have one of those parental control filters on the cable box tried to explain the sexual act today. Ice Capades Barbie and I got stripped of all our clothes and got banged together in some sort of semblance of intercourse, until she gave up. Apparently, the problem is that "this plastic toy doesn't have balls". Which begs two questions: "Where the hell are this girl's parents" and "What the f-"?...

...hard to conceptualize. I suppose if I were to really try to explain the confusion I'm feeling right now, I'd have to tell a story. Imagine a deaf man who has been deaf all his life, yet does not know this. He has never met a person in his life, and lives in a cave always watching a shadow of a shadow against projected against a wall. Then, one day, a bunch of people come down into his cave riding an elephant that might be like a tree, a snake, a rope, or a very rough wall, and give him a melty watch. The people then proceed to talk amongst himself. The deaf man, still holding the watch that is now a gooey puddle of the persistence of memory sees their lips moving and is confused by what he sees. Then, the people turn to him and hand him a piece of paper with the handwritten message "You have no penis".

I am that guy.

7.22.2010

" Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!', and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great! "

7.18.2010

First attempt at vlogging


So I accidentally recorded this sideways. Shoot me.

Awkward, much?.. Sorry if I'm not as entertaining as say, Natalie Tran- I just don't have the gift for public speaking.

Leave your suggestions for parakeet names in the comments!

7.10.2010

Random Mobile Uploads from whenever

Basically a filler until I decide whether my next post will be a blogpost or vlogpost.


My sister and I had a great laugh over this one in a Canto supermarket.
..Why would you eat colored noodles named 'Medicine food'? 'Blue algae'??


Willy studying his vocab. notecards diligently for finals in the last few days of Schultz.


Carnegie Hall dressing room. Mum was in the process of putting makeup on me.. Horrible stuff.



Wat.
K-town.


HECK TO THE NO
99Ranch Supermarkettt


Devin's a creeeper. Lunch @ AHS


8th grade album.. Monkey Jason?


(pa ts issi g)
Idk. It was funny to me at the time.
Found in my kitchen.


Why not Father's Toe?
Discovered in a Chinese supermarket.


Seriously, a drink with the word "sweat" in its name?
Chinese market.


Win. @ a Little Tokyo bookstore; they sell the most amazing (&over-priced) stuff.