4.25.2011

i liek free music

PRETTY LIGHTS

I honestly don't like them very much, except maybe for Almost Familiar, but...
hey I've never seen so many legit downloads in one place!

4.22.2011

The US Marines just got a little more badass



This.

This is the new best thing ever.

4.21.2011

hallo


I was going to discuss MCR's Danger Days, but that was soo 5 months ago.

4.14.2011

cordero procrastinators group chats: where productivity goes to die

[10:47:35 PM] Jason Cheng: one of the definitions of trailer is a large van
[10:47:37 PM] Jason Cheng: therefore, my dcq thesis is
[10:47:41 PM] Jason Cheng: "THE TRAILER FAILS TO BE A LARGE VAN"
[10:47 PM] Jason Cheng:
<<< THUS THE PURPOSE IS INVALIDATED

as per kat request, the context of this is that we're supposed to defend/challenge another group's trailer for an othello adaptation. this is ours: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlw--_cHYd4

Click on it, it might be the most beast thing you've seen all day (probably not)


[10:55:36 PM] Matthew Li: "JASON CHENNG"
[10:55:39 PM] Matthew Li: ^^use it
[10:55:54 PM] judy li: -.-
[10:56:07 PM] Jason Cheng:  jason cheng is a synonym for everything
[10:56:11 PM] Matthew Li: ikr
[10:56:15 PM] Jason Cheng: but an interesting literary effect is that
[10:56:17 PM] Matthew Li: gaykid=jason
[10:56:27 PM] Jason Cheng: not only does it change all terms to a positive connotation
[10:56:34 PM] Jason Cheng: it also changes the denotation as well
[10:56:39 PM] Jason Cheng: to something positive
[10:56:40 PM] Matthew Li: u wuld
[10:56:47 PM] Jason Cheng: for example, using jason cheng as a synonym for gay
[10:56:59 PM] Matthew Li: 8=D------>jason======now positive comment
[10:57:02 PM] Jason Cheng: would change the denotation from "homosexual"
[10:57:04 PM] Jason Cheng: to
[10:57:16 PM] Matthew Li: gayer kid
[10:57:17 PM] Matthew Li: :D
[10:57:22 PM] Jason Cheng: "as awesome as two guys who are experts on penises having sex without any risk of pregnancy"
[10:57:30 PM] Matthew Li: wow
[10:57:34 PM] Jason Cheng: in literary circles, this is known as
[10:58:06 PM] Jason Cheng: a solilametonomicalygism
[10:58:38 PM] judy li: the f
Leelio Ho: im not gonna read it
Leelio Ho: but i read the last part
Leelio Ho: and im gonna stop talking to you now











[11:11:00 PM] judy li: how to do describe
[11:11:05 PM] judy li: grrrrrrrrrrr


[11:13:56 PM] Matthew Li: [11:12:32 PM] Jason Cheng: i cant believe
                                           [11:12:34 PM] Jason Cheng: it's not butter

"why your Christian friends are so persistent about this whole Christian thing"

also stolen off of someone's tumblr:

"It’s not about winning the argument. It’s not about convincing you or proving you wrong. It’s not about making us look better. It’s not about pointing you to a better moral way. It’s not about who comes out on top, or us vs. everyone else. It’s not about converting people for the sake of converting people.

When we say we’ll pray for you, we’re not saying we’ll ask our God to rewire your brain so you’ll have no choice but to agree with us. When we say that Jesus Christ died for you, we’re not trying to guilt-trip you. When we say that science/logic/philosophy are not the primary focuses of the issue, we’re not saying that it’s a blind faith.

This is what it’s about. We call it the Gospel—it means Good News—and the reason we share it is this: we love you too much to leave you in the dark.

Because the Gospel is the truth. Because the entire history of and present condition of humanity points to it. Because we all need it, whether we recognize it or not—and need to be shown how much we need it. Because it provides perfect joy, hope, peace, and purpose. Because it changes us so radically and profoundly. Because it is the only way—the only chance we have. Because we are hopeless on our own. Because it’s not about getting to a better place—it’s about being saved from a path and condition even Christians were once in. Because the lives all of us live hang in the balance.

And we can testify to the goodness and grace of an existing, perfect, loving, and all-powerful God. We want you to know Him too.

I know many of you have had a bad experience with Christians, or people who assert themselves as such. I know I myself have often failed—and I’ll continue to fail. But listen: we are no better. People of this faith are no more than beggars showing other beggars where to find bread.

So if you have a moment, let’s talk. I’ve been where you are. I didn’t see my need for it. I saw it as unsubstantiated. I didn’t understand why people would commit their entire lives to something nobody can empirically prove to any reasonable degree of certainty. I saw it as a mass social or psychological ploy. I’ve looked down at Christians—people who seem to think they’re better than everyone else on no real basis in truth at all. But let’s, at least, talk. We’ll answer your questions as best as we can. We’ll serve you and care for you in the best way we know."

ripped off of someone's tumblr





STORY OF MY LIFE.

4.13.2011

Jane Eyre-isms

jane eyre: a good book that i have absolutely no interest in reading

chapter four: contains a conversation that, while absentmindedly reading the book, made me confuse it with The Importance of Being Earnest, also known as the only good/fun play the arcadia high advanced english track will ever make us read

[paraphrased]
"you are misbehaving. do you know where people that misbehave go to after they die?" asked the asshole

"hell," replied the orphan

"do you know what hell is?" inquired the douchewagon

"a pit of fire," answered the girl with no parents

"does one typically want to fall into this pit of fire?" queried the bitchass predator, setting up a verbal attack

"no, one typically does not," responded the victim

"so how would you go about avoiding a fall into said pit of fire after you die?"

"i would stay in good health and refrain from dying," said the emotionally and sometimes physically abused preteen orphan girl archetype to the strict overseer trope


http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110411/sc_livescience/yellowstonesupervolcanobiggerthanthought

"The study says nothing about the chances of a cataclysmic eruption at Yellowstone"


LOL

4.08.2011

Of the Latest

Contrary to popular belief, I have not forgotten this blog.
How could I, ever?
I've been busy playing minecraft er, violin and such
but now I'm enjoying sprinngg breakk (mine is a week later than AHS.)


I've also been...

...getting hooked on Sunday Comics that randomly appear in the driveway


...putting oranges in yo oranges so you can citrus while you citrus


...gaining popularity on Youtube (numbers have since risen)


...finding turkies,
...duck(s),
...and cows


...watching a live band featuring a trannie lead singer in school


...discovering that Kim Jung Il has spread his influence to Career Center computers


...visiting Asian supermarkets
...finding hilarious mistakes

...finding out that Pocky is rising to the ranks of necessity food staples like coffee



...And of course, minecrafting.
W͝O͠ƠƠ̴RL͢͝͝L̸̕Ļ͟DDḐ̶ ̴̢͝H̷̴O̸͘L̴͘͠L͟͝L͟E̛S͏̢҉S
^ got stuck in a boat, relogged, and... double me?!


Spent a (mc) day walking, but these two wolves were worth it!


honeeyydewww


largest sugar field ever?


The glorious Colosseum... before s1.drunkenminers.com got screwed by Hazenet.



4.01.2011

florida florida florida

florida?

florida.