BLASPHEMY!

SHOOP IS NEVAR OLD!



IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZERS!

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZERS!

kekeke.

This post has no particular subject.

So I'll just babble.
RANTMOODRANTRANTRANTRANT.

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SUMMER!

Two more weeks of school left.

And then, it's all going to be violining...

...and basketball!!

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BASKETBALL!

Gah, I suck at it,

but it's funfunfun.



GOOO CELTICS.

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POLITICS!

Clinton should drop out.

She's inevitably going to lose.

I say Obama fo yo

MAMA!



Well, politics,

for me,

is just entertainment for now.

Hey, still 5 more years till I get

to vote!

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CHINA!

Ohh, the earthquake is bleargghhh.

Go donate.

I'm trying to persuade VanHaaster to start

and fundraiser at school.



Your Maker obviously need help.

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COLDPLAY!

Their new album is coming out soon.

"Viva la Vida", or "Death and all His Friends",

comes out on JUNE 12.



cannotwaitcannotwait.

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KROQ!

Have they played any new,

decent

songs lately?



I ditched them a few months ago.

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SHOOP DA WHOOP

It's getting old.

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ART.

I have fallen in love

with GOUACHE painting.

Opaque like acrylic,

and water-based like watercolor!

How much better can painting get?!



Oh yeah,

and I'm experimenting with surrealism.

I'll continue with the rant later :3

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-Kat

My Name

Censor my name please. I wish to remain... ANONYMOUS :D.
*Cough* Under Construction *Uncough*
I will remove this post once it is done. Or you can.

Surrealism Rant I.

^"Treachery of Images"

Surrealism.


It's the personal reason why I take art class.

For those of you who aren't art-freaks, surrealism is just this really hardcore movement that started in the 1900's.

"Surrealism is a cultural movement and artistic style that was founded in 1924 by André Breton. Surrealism style uses visual imagery from the subconscious mind to create art without the intention of logical comprehensibility. " - Surrealism.org

You probably didn't get that.
Surrealism is basically a type of thinking that's supposed to make you realize something.
In surrealist art, there's gonna be a lot of things that don't make sense...
until you really look into it.
It's also related to satire,
or sarcasm.

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Oh yeah, and here's something totally off-topic:

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/must_133_stay_133_awake_133

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29030

Lethargy Crisis

Apologies for the lack of activity on this blog. Lethargia has plagued us.

I promise I'll either put up a new Spaztastic or make Kathleen post.

Meh.

-SpazJaz

Spaztastic #2!

A break from the storyline. I think this ione is slightly more decent. I took about 45 minutes in total on it. This is like filler.

Color coming soon, hopefully!

I'm going to resume the storyline later.

Click to enlarge

Spaztastic #1!

The new one!

The first thing I'll say is SORRY FOR THE HORRIBLE JOB!

This was my first time drawing a comic for the intarwebs. I'll do a better job next time!

Click it to enlarge

5/2007

(click on the photo for a larger view^^^)

Last year in May, I visited New York (my sister worked there). I went to the Museum of Modern Art, and I'd say it was pretty cool. One really hardcore exhibit was this MASSIVE wall of drawings.

Interesting, no?
^This is my favorite one.

^Epic.

Really puts some topics into perspective, doesn't it ?

YOUR MOM!

Sorry for overlapping kathleens blog, but this is YOUR MOM!

William Shakespeare
All the world's stage, and your mama's fat ass just broke it.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Your mama makes me look hot.
Marx
Your mama's the whore of the masses.
Moses
Your mama made my bush burn.
Plato
Your mama is so dumb she wants to go back to the cave.
Caligula
Your mama's so dumb my horse would make a better consul.
Hegel
Your mama is the synthesis of stupid and ugly
Hobbes
Your mama is nasty, brutish and short.
Nietzsche
Your Mama is dead.
Julius Caesar
Your mama got fucked by Brutus, too.
Bill Clinton
Your mama's so fat, but I'll fuck her anyway.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
In our country, we don't have your mama. I do not know who told you that we have this thing.
Helen Keller
Before I met your mama I was just deaf.
John Wilkes Booth
Sic semper your mama!
Niccolo Macchiavelli
It's better to be feared than loved by your mama.
Oedipus
Your mama's so hot, I wish she were my mama.
Jason Cheng
Your mama just got burned at stake.

Huh. Courier new. The layout of this looks like 4chan. Someone should fix that...

I'm in this so that IF by some strange miracle this thing makes millions of dollars I get some of it.

God, I just love this edit button. Abuse, anyone?

911

"When to Call 911:Sometimes people are confused about when to call an emergency number like 911. These are examples of when not to call:
-you can't find your favorite toy or your homework from last night -your cat got into a fight with another cat

-your brother or your friend dares you to call

-you have a nasty hangnail"
Rofl. Okay, that was posted on kidshealth.com when I searched for "call 911".

I was on the 210 freeway when I saw this Middle-Eastern man wildly waving and jabbing the standard Hawaiian greeting next to his ear on the right shoulder. Next to him was this crappy-looking red car, with its hood and trunk open. Turning to my dad for advice, he told me to dial 911 to help that kid.

At the time, I thought it was pretty cool. Not for the poor guy, but for me. I mean, there aren't very many chances to call 911. I dialed 911 on my BLACKJACK 2, and waited for someone to answer. I thought that the call would be forwarded to the dispatch immediately, but I was told to press 1 for blahblahblah.

Ok.

Then, I was told to wait, due to a high volume of callers.

Ok.

...Slightly disappointing.But not too bad.

After 5 or so tones,the same female voices commanded me to wait.

WAIT?!

WHAT IF I WAS DYING?

GETTING A HEART ATTACK?!

TRAMPLED BY ZEBRAS?!

BURNED AT STAKE BY SOME MOFO CLOWN?!

5 blips.

"Please wait, our dispatch is recieving a high number of calls."

"[same thing in Espanol]"
WTH.

5 beeps.

LOLOLWTF.

FINALLY, after like 3 minutes, a voice answered.

"Hello, this is 911, please tell us your nature and location."

"Uhmmm, there's this funky guy on the 210 freeway between the exits Santa Anita and Baldwin, and he was waving with his apparantly jacked up car beside him. Erm, I think he needs help."

"Is he on the right shoulder?"

"Yeah"

"Thanks, we'll send someone over right away."

FASTER THAN THIS CALL TOOK, I HOPE.

-Kat

VICTORY IS ASSURED~!

It's a new blog.

Interesting.

I draw stuff for Kathleen's blog.

I'm currently going to make a comic based on a superhero, but it will have NOTHING to do with fighting crime.

And this is to be a non-funded project, so we're stuck with this crappy blogspot account with no customization allowed.

PEESHKA!

New comic ETA four days.

-SpazJaz

Wooo. New Blog.

So. Jason and I are collaborating to make a website. We share it. He does the comics. I do the blogs.

I'll try to update the blog as often as I can,

and Jaz here will try to update his webcomic called god-knows-what bi-weekly.

Kapeesh ?

PEESHKA.

-Kat