JnK: Who shall say I am not the happy genius of my household?

4.05.2010

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/04/04/MNN71CLD65.DTL&nopu=1

Invented by SpazJaz at 8:37 PM

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Kat. said...: CURSES
FOILED AGAIN; Apr 5, 2010, 8:39:00 PM

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