Myy Hallow's Eve

I stopped trick-or-treating since elementary school.

Maybe even before that.
The costume and candy business never really got me.
Costumes are trouble-some.
Candy- ehh...
After Despard gave that talk about calories and all that jazz,
I'm done with snacking. x]

I had a unique Halloween, I guess.
I mean, I've been staying home and such for the past years,
so I decided to join Eric, Jason (W) , Tanya, Tammie, Randy, Preston, and others at the movies-
The Haunting of Molly something AND IT WAS HORRIBLE.
Minutes into the middle of the movie (I came late due to violin lesson+traffic), I wanted to "shoot myself with a .22 caliber pistol".
1. Bad acting- the main characters stunk
2. Predictability- I ALWAYS knew when something was about to jump out. Unfortunately Jason and Tammie didn't, and Tammie was screaming and Jason was huddled on my lap whenever Molly was approached by this FAKEE ghost-thing.
3. Ugh. Awful flow of events.
4. Just a wretched story-line.

I give The Haunting of Molly-something an F.
It's the worst "horror" movie I've ever seen.
I haven't seen that many horror movies, either.

So I ditched those noobs w/ Eric and Randy. After milling around pointlessly, we went back to the theater, and sat in the entrance. I couldn't take the corn anymore, so Eric and I ditched. Again.
We met James and Risa, and hung out, after which I bought Spaz a copy of Fountainhead at Borders (Sowwy&Ur Welcome).
Eric had to go, so I caught up w/ Randy&Preston&Tam&Tan, and we went to Spencer's, Lmfao,
where there were all these perverted shirts and we tried to put them on Pres&Randy.
After that, HotTopic, which I regret not buying that RCHP tee. Jason met us there (he was eating earlier), and he dragged me to A&F where we saw Edwin w/ his mum and sister (LOL), and Jason bought abother jacket.
Then Pacsun, and now I really regret not buying that striped sweater. Darn.
So anyways, Jason had to go, and I couldn't find Randy&Co. anymore, since my phone died.
I grabbed a sandwich (Tomato+cheese), and went home. I practiced an hour after getting back, and then thought I should record this on Jazznkat.
Therefore- this.

Free candy

Oh hellz yes.

We really do act like a chamber orchestra. And wow, it would've gone so much better WITH a conducter. lolol

THank-you cards tomorrow. Not looking foward to it. So boring.

Horizantal Concert- lol.

Team FMS Highlander String Orchestra that acts like a Chamber one was ...decent.

I mean, we were okay.

Just what I expected, and the least of my good standards- no more, no less.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Maybe it's not, because, I'm gonna push you guys more.

Heh.

Well, overally the Concert was just OKAY.

I wasn't disappointed, but not satisfied either.

I hate that feeling.

Hum ho.

I'm pretty exhausted from shouting and all that jazz.

I was racked up before the concert- and after.

That's not normal. I'm usually calm !

qwertywqrqwt sleeeeeeeeeeepyyy.

Aasdfsdfasdfs PINK FLOYYYYD IT UPP !

I'm glad it's over.

YOU'RE JUST SAD CAUSE I BEAT YOU! Nah, jk.

{Proudly edited by a gigantic maggot.)

Okay, Cable, my name's JASON, alright?

JASON.

The only other person who'd call you Cable.

the cherries

Issa Eegl i

Oh boy, this was better than Body of Lies!
Seriously!
That Even Stevens guy just powned LEONARDO DICAPRIO !!

..Well, no.
Dicaprios always gunna be epic, but Shia Lebouf did a pretty nice job here.
He really grew up from his Disney gig.
Anyways,
the plot and flow here, however,
did pwn Body of Lies. (Speilberg took part of this. Go figure. )
The ending, of course, was positive,
which is why I like Dicaprio's stuff better.
Unresolved conclusions make you wonder.

It's the middle of the terrorist war again.
Jerry Shaw (Lebouf), the main character, takes a few hard blows. He isn't able to pay rent, his bro died, and he's framed as a terrorist. Rachel Holloman is framed as a terrorist too, and these two strangers are bonded together by this weird thing monitering their every move and manipulating them. This thing has all access to anything electronic, as well as even vibrations from a cup of coffee to define communication. So the plot twists and twirls with Shaw and Holloman, as we see wth the thing is doing. Sorry for being so vague, but it's hard not to spoil the story.

All in all, this was worth it. I saw this in IMAX, so that enhanced everything. :3

Pacman's a Great Role Model...

Daily Dose of Delights

Adults being...Kids @___@

WHY ARE YOU SMILING >:O

WHY!?!?! D:

High School Musical 3

No, I did not actually watch it.

But, I'm going to write a review about it and it's franchise anyways. And you will agree! AGREE!

So I watched the trailer for it, it seemed like a Trailer of Tears. (Does anyone who reads my blog posts get half the references I make?) It was a bunch of people getting together and singing in the worst possible places, like in a football field in the middle of a football GAME.

So I guess I have to fill you in on what I know about the series. So apparently, these twenty-somethings play 17-somethings and it's supposed to capture the drama of high school life. I'm told that the story of it is there are two random people who are polar opposites who end up singing and then getting together and then all these other people get involved and then this drama queen tries to tear the couple apart so she can get together with the boy, even though the boy and his girlfriend are such great matches for each other, while the boy is alienating all his friends by hanging out with a visiting college basketball team and the drama queen's brother becomes a good guy, and it's so freaking awesome or so I'm told.

Now here's my qualms. I DON'T THINK SO. If Disney wants to portray the life of a high-schooler who doesn't fit in at all, they should film it from the inside of a locker. The victim wouldn't be singing, they would be screaming. If anyone were caught anywhere NEAR the theater department of a school, the football team wouldn't join him for a peppy dance number, they'd string him up by his homemade Romeo tights and chuck stale tatertots at him until he wet his pants.

Right.

Now the good part about this is that the acting is great for a movie with such a facepalming premise.

But this is hypothetical, by the way.

So go ahead and watch this movie if you want. I believe they provide a .22 caliber shotgun in case you can't take it anymore and just want to go freaking nuts. Problem is, everyone else will be doing the same thing.

Mickey and Friends

How to: Sleep w/o anyone really noticing

->Since there is not much significance in my life (currently), I'm starting a mini-series of how-to's, accumulated from my experiences. They may be useful or the opposite- I'm just trying to entertain you guys.

______________________________

HOW TO:
Sleep
(During School or Work W/o Your Teacher or Boss Noticing)


The Proper Napping Position:


1. Place: Make sure you are sitting in a secluded area, preferably in a cubicle or corner. Keep some important-looking books or papers in your sight, so that it appears that you are reading. Face in a direction so that anyone walking by would not notice that your eyes are closed.
2. Posture: A slanted figure usually gives it away. Your arm should be 90 degrees to the desk, and your fingertips resting on your forehead. If you have bangs or longer hair, then make sure they cover your eyes. Your other arm should be resting on the table, and a pen/pencil ready in your fingers.
3. Timing: The best time to nap, is when the class is reading or taking a test, due to limited activity in the room. Be aware, though, the teacher may walk around,


If Caught...

1. Blame medication. Claim that your anti-allergy doses are making you drowsy. "Claritin just knocks me out!"
2. Blame your late-night homeworkings or work. "I'm tired; I put effort into that extra-credit projuect last night," or "I'm exhausted; I was preparing those papers until morning." Do not attempt this if your boss works later than you in office.



Happy Katnapping xD

Lzynss.

LOL! xD

Cable doesn't roll off the toungue o.O

Jazzn'Katt'n'Cable doesn't sound as good as JazzingKat. :O

I was going to say we do something like say it's the Jazzn'Kat, and have it say somewhere towards the top or in the banner "Current Residents: Cable and Anonymous!"

Movie hophophop.

Body of Lies.



Straight out- Not DiCaprio's best.
I still think Departed was his gold (alongside Titanic of course [I need to rent Blood Diamond :3]).
Russell Crowe's part was awesome, but I can't judge him, since this is the first film that I've seen him in.

The setting is in Iraq, in the midst of the war against terror. So DiCaprio and Crowe are CIA agents, and DiCaprio is spewing bullets and getting his fingers smashed in an Al-Qaeda hide-out, while boss Crowe is at home, watching his kids at soccer. The conspiracies here get pretty twisted, as more explshunz accumulate. The Jordanian pres is also focused pretty closely, and it's very interesting how he acts and reacts. And then the action. Wellll, violence was fairly mild, but the plot is the point of interest here.

I guess the whole gist of this, is to show how interlaced (and messed up) espionage and projects were in Iraq, but I'm sure we all realized this years ago.
Yeah, that's when Lies should've come out.
Years ago.

The ending, as always, leave you hanging and slightly unsatisfied- but hey, that's how these type of storylines go!

Overall, Body of Lies was not bad.
But not great either.



Beverly Hills Chihuahua.



Euch, I hate animal movies. They're so corny, and I just had to see how Chihuahua topped the box office.
And I still don't.

So this miniscule chihuahua somehow gets lost in Mexico. After collecting a few friends and enemies, she tries to get back (to Bev. Hills).
It is sooo oddly coincidental how it escaped near death experiences (jumping from a train, being surrounded by mountain lions...).
Blech. It's your average Disney film.

Well, it's great for little kids, but I was gagging after an hour of this.
I think it's just me.



Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist.



I'm not a big fanatic of romance/drama moovies.
After all, it seems fairly pointless watch something that has nothing to do with your life.
Then again, rofl, Body of Lies.
Okay, I'm BSing here- anyways...

The idea of this, is that Nick and Norah really freaking like each other.
That's pretty much it.
You know from the beginning that they're going to be together, and I'm not spoiling anything for you.
The backdrop of them trying to find Norah's drunk friend and this band, has nothing to do with this sap.
The music role of this was what attracted me to seeing it, but a few lines of Modest Mouse here and there does NOT count (nor is having sex in a recording studio, valid).

Ok, it was disappointing.
But there is something of notice here- the romance.
Lol, I know but-
the play of the characters and their relationship is sweet...adorable, even.

But as with all love stories-
nothing is as ever perfect as you see it on the big screen.
Especially love.

On the subject of the last presidential debate

McCain pretty much pwned Obama. He proved he was a true maverick (without a cause).

He went from an honorable Navy soldier to a straight talking Arizona rancher to a man policing Congress to some guy who slept on a hard hat.

Right.

Oh, and he is officially the new president... of Fox News. (87% to him!)

Up 1% since the last Fox News poll!

Anyways, that claim that Obama has never been south of our border.

He hasn't! Unless you count Hawaii, Indonesia, and Kenya, land of Power Thirst.

McCain, on the other hand, has more frequent flyer miles than Obama. He knows that a certain Hilton hotel's room 376 has a view of the harbor! He knows that you never order the turkey salad in the Damascus Mariott, he knows that when you go to the Baghdad market, you slip on a Kevlar vest and bring along 30 troops worth of protection and air support.

But look at it this way, Joe the Plumber? Didn't cut it for me. Here's a anecdotal reason for it. Let's say I knew the guy, who fixed my toilet after I tried to make it explode with directions I got on the Internet. He doesn't want to be called Joe "the Plumber". He has hopes and dreams! He's "Joe the Aspiring Writer"!

Most of his books are on plumbing. (-Yoing!-)

So that's why Obama and McCain's whole Joe the Plumber thing was a bunch of crap to me.

And that Acorn thing, where John McCain said he and his boat application gags would bring about the end of democracy?

HE'S RIGHT, FOLKS! What's going to bring down democracy isn't our 10 trillion dollar debt, our failing economy, our condoning of torture, or our blatant wire-tapping of millions of Americans. It's going to be some homeless guy filling out a boat license application with the name "Mickey Mouse"!

The tiny Acorn becomes the Mighty Joak.
[/sarcasm]

Heh

The U.S. Economy As of 2008

Smallest Comic EVER

LOL P/S ARAH S/P ALIN

WTF FROSTWIRE LOLOLOL

TREEMAN!

Debate Gags from SNL

XDD
CNN kept on airing excerpts of the prez/VP debate parodies from Saturday Night Live,
so I checked them out myself.
They're HILARIOUS.

Obama~McCain:

http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48f13864409ab612/4741e3c5156499a7/f2856f73/-cpid/68e4f57513eda3a3

Palin~Biden:

http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48f1382dc023965d/4741e3c5156499a7/9b91c7af/-cpid/9b352bc621baa7ed

Fey was hysterical.


Obama~McCain (Town Hall Meeting):

http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48f1384b3cd2e8e8/4741e3c5156499a7/5d7a6dac/-cpid/c0ad69be21baa7ed

Late-night ramblings help. Sort of.

Watermelon is good. Especially when it was frozen (Lawl I wrote freezed).

Anyways, I’m taking a break from I-search- which is taking me a long arse time. I’m sometimes notorious for overdoing the lengths of essays, and killing myself along the way, because I always procrastinate. And pressure helps, which is strange.

It’s due tomorrow.

Argh.

There’s 0 period tomorrow was well. So if I manage to get to bed by 12, then I’ll get… 6 hrs and 45 min. of sleep. Oh noes.

I think I better get back to research paparsss.

Then again-

Typing out my thoughts is pretty relieving.

Maybe I’ll take a break-

Yeah this is a break!

All authors need time-outs.

I just got back from this pianist’s house. I have this audition for Junior Chamber Music, so I’m very ecstatic (and nervous).

I lovelovelove chamber music.

It was like, my childhood dream to be part of a trio, or quartet, or quintet.

…So I’d better not screw this up.

I’m skipping Block 3 too(tmrrw),

So I can get home early and practice for it.

Adsfsdfasfd.

I still have piano on Sat.

Crud.

I’m definitely doomed for that, since I haven’t practiced in over a week,

Due to excessive violining.

Crapppppppp.

On the bright side-

Well-

Idk.

Is there a bright side?

Was there ever a bright side?

Hummmm hoooooooooooo.

Ahahaha James lawlll.

I wunt robotics.

Wuntwuntwuntuwnwutnwuntwunt.

Sci. test tmrrw, and we get to go back to Robotics !

Yay.

I like building stuff :D

But it totally sucks when you mess up,

Because you have to dismember what you already did.

That happened to me once.

Gave hell to me and my partner (mostly me).

I really like Despard.

I mean-he actually teaches worthwhile things-

And doesn’t go the well-trodden paths.

Tae-bo?

Cmon.

That’s unique.

And I heard we’re doing DDR.

I LOVE DDR.

But I really suck (Light, at most 5 ft).

I used to go to arcades, and spend like $40

On DDR.

Heh, and I still do.

………

Arrghhhh I want bedtime pl0x.

I’ll be dead by like, 3^rd period tmrrw.

Gahhhhhhhhh.

Why am I complaining.

Actually, I should be happy that I’m alive!

Weehee!

Haha!

Hoohoo!

er...not so much.

…Back to work.

GO AWAY IM PLAYING MY DS

Agreement and another blaug pste

Well, now that Bush has done a fine job of screwing the world over, I can safely say that this is Bush's legacy.

Because, you see, the war in the middle-east and all those paint drops don't show up when you paint the entire floor black.

But the U.S. of A., we're still awesome. We're like Paul McCartney, all the great stuff we did before excuses us from all the crap we do in the future. (Don't make me beat you on the head with sarcasm, please)

Anyways, on the topic of the Presidential Race, Palin proved she can talk, and Biden proved he can stop talking.

We're all winners!

In the Presidential Debate on Tuesday, none of the candidates answered the questions directly.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ENERGY PLAN, YOU'RE BEING ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT THE ECONOMY.

But they were interesting verbal slap-fights. I would have loved for Biden and Palin to have an actual slap-fight, but that won't happen.

Anyways, on the issue of Palin's statement: "I don't want to argue about the causes [of global warming], I want to deal with the problem." She went on to say we needed to reduce emissions and whatnot.

Yes, let's stop the causes of the problem that don't exist, neh?

And when John McCain mentioned Obama's request for a overhead projector, I went "How the HELL did you manage to sneak something so irrelevant into this debate?"

But on the other hand, Obama agrees with the opposition way too much.

Somebody please teach him the meaning of debate.

Anyways, toodles.

Life is just fiiiine

Don't you agree ??

lol, idk >.>

Borderline Schizophrenia

Is it just me or are there beginning to be more and more oil companies claiming to help the enviroment?

Though maybe there is some merit to the latest Exxon Oil commercial.

After all, so many people talk about loving the environment

But how many people actually penetrate it?

Coolness? >_>

AIDS LOL

Get a Hose!!!

New Medical Research

According to new medical research, listening to Mozart will decrease blood pressure. This is the opposite of listening to Wagner, which makes you want to invade Poland.


~SpazJaz

oh snap!