10.20.2008

On the subject of the last presidential debate

McCain pretty much pwned Obama. He proved he was a true maverick (without a cause).

He went from an honorable Navy soldier to a straight talking Arizona rancher to a man policing Congress to some guy who slept on a hard hat.

Right.

Oh, and he is officially the new president... of Fox News. (87% to him!)

Up 1% since the last Fox News poll!

Anyways, that claim that Obama has never been south of our border.

He hasn't! Unless you count Hawaii, Indonesia, and Kenya, land of Power Thirst.

McCain, on the other hand, has more frequent flyer miles than Obama. He knows that a certain Hilton hotel's room 376 has a view of the harbor! He knows that you never order the turkey salad in the Damascus Mariott, he knows that when you go to the Baghdad market, you slip on a Kevlar vest and bring along 30 troops worth of protection and air support.

But look at it this way, Joe the Plumber? Didn't cut it for me. Here's a anecdotal reason for it. Let's say I knew the guy, who fixed my toilet after I tried to make it explode with directions I got on the Internet. He doesn't want to be called Joe "the Plumber". He has hopes and dreams! He's "Joe the Aspiring Writer"!

Most of his books are on plumbing. (-Yoing!-)

So that's why Obama and McCain's whole Joe the Plumber thing was a bunch of crap to me.

And that Acorn thing, where John McCain said he and his boat application gags would bring about the end of democracy?

HE'S RIGHT, FOLKS! What's going to bring down democracy isn't our 10 trillion dollar debt, our failing economy, our condoning of torture, or our blatant wire-tapping of millions of Americans. It's going to be some homeless guy filling out a boat license application with the name "Mickey Mouse"!

The tiny Acorn becomes the Mighty Joak.
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4 comments:

Kat. said...

"McCain, on the other hand, has more frequent flyer miles than Obama. He knows that a certain Hilton hotel's room 376 has a view of the harbor! He knows that you never order the turkey salad in the Damascus Mariott, he knows that when you go to the Baghdad market, you slip on a Kevlar vest and bring along 30 troops worth of protection and air support. (Look it up, folks.)"

I'm not doubting the validity of this passage, but I do not tolerate propaganda of any form.

SpazJaz said...

That wasn't propaganda, I attached the last parentheses because people might not know what I'm talking about.

It was when McCain went to Baghdad, there was a video clip with him and a whole mess of troops guarding him.

He really believes in world peace, folks!

Kat. said...

...
Sure, Spaz.

SpazJaz said...

Shore mame.

T.T