High School Musical 3

No, I did not actually watch it.

But, I'm going to write a review about it and it's franchise anyways. And you will agree! AGREE!

So I watched the trailer for it, it seemed like a Trailer of Tears. (Does anyone who reads my blog posts get half the references I make?) It was a bunch of people getting together and singing in the worst possible places, like in a football field in the middle of a football GAME.

So I guess I have to fill you in on what I know about the series. So apparently, these twenty-somethings play 17-somethings and it's supposed to capture the drama of high school life. I'm told that the story of it is there are two random people who are polar opposites who end up singing and then getting together and then all these other people get involved and then this drama queen tries to tear the couple apart so she can get together with the boy, even though the boy and his girlfriend are such great matches for each other, while the boy is alienating all his friends by hanging out with a visiting college basketball team and the drama queen's brother becomes a good guy, and it's so freaking awesome or so I'm told.

Now here's my qualms. I DON'T THINK SO. If Disney wants to portray the life of a high-schooler who doesn't fit in at all, they should film it from the inside of a locker. The victim wouldn't be singing, they would be screaming. If anyone were caught anywhere NEAR the theater department of a school, the football team wouldn't join him for a peppy dance number, they'd string him up by his homemade Romeo tights and chuck stale tatertots at him until he wet his pants.

Right.

Now the good part about this is that the acting is great for a movie with such a facepalming premise.

But this is hypothetical, by the way.

So go ahead and watch this movie if you want. I believe they provide a .22 caliber shotgun in case you can't take it anymore and just want to go freaking nuts. Problem is, everyone else will be doing the same thing.